Questions that haunt me.. and to ponder about

if you lather, rinse and repeat, and you repeat, then if you lather rinse repeat again.. wouldn't you be in the shower for a long time because you would be lathering rinsing and repeating over and over again?

if you expect the unexpected, then wouldn't that make the unexpected expected?

if one synchronized swimmer drowns, does that mean they all have to?

if you get scared half to death twice.. what happens?

wouldn't it be ironic to die in the living room?

what happens if the firehouse burns down?

is it possible for all the police men in the world to get arrested? because there is no one to arrest them.

why are things typed up but written down?

why does an alarm clock "go off" if it really turns on?

why do we say bye bye but not hi hi?

whats the opposite of opposite?

how do we know Humpty Dumpty is an egg if it is never mentioned in the rhyme?

do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

why is abbreviation such a long word?

why is the fear of long words called Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?

do people in Australia call the rest of the world up over?

where is the good in goodbye?

why is this life person giving out free lemons?

why are people so anxious to get to heaven but none of them want to die?

if life is short, then why is school so long?

who is this life person, anyway, and why didn't he give me a lemon???

THESE ARE THE QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME..
go ahead ponder them..